Wednesday, February 15, 2006
okay i have heard the funniest shit today. *dies laughingwell it was funny to MEEEEEEEEEEEEE =Pzacq n were uh.. conversing and he told me to replace the word WAnd with WANG in the harry potter book.eg.- "Why aren't you supposed to do magic" asked Harry.
"Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything
A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.
"Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls
"Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"
The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.
He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.
"Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he ?
Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang
Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.
'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.
- птгэрiĐ - [ Cocaine is white, marijuana is green, will you be, my drug lord queen? Happy Valentines!...=P ] says:
I have found, definitive proof
- птгэрiĐ - [ Cocaine is white, marijuana is green, will you be, my drug lord queen? Happy Valentines!...=P ] says:
that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
ROFL.
thank you zacq for sharing. (:
-mish
8:03 PM
Sunday, February 12, 2006
FIRST OF ALL HAPPYVALENTINESDAY

ewmagawd guess who invited people to come to celebrate my bday the other day? MY NEW HONEY BUNNY
AZURAAAAAAAAA :::

mwah mwah mwah
patrick, tony, bianca, azura, mary ( and her friend " charlie " ), zacq, bernard and (did i forget anybody??) Lina came along to give me presents and make my bday better =]
cuz the day before i couldnt go out.
sweeet =]
i lub u all velly much mooshies. lol
so then i followed azura and her super cool aunties/family friends to SENSO in HILTON.
CHAH!!

then we went home at like 3 and whoa the streets were sooo foggy. it was like.. scary haha. never seen anythin like it in kuching.
DOOMSDAYY
*orchestral music*
ok.
uh anyway.
back at school, during business class we got so bored we starting drawing sluts and whores. though according to azura and ha eun, my drawings should just be chucked aside and be considered as porn. (thats why i am KinkyLilMish ;) )

click for the better, sexxier version
RATED M FOR SEXUAL CONTENT MAY BE HAZARDOUS TO SEIOR CITZENS.
and yeah thats how bored we get in business. damn i like Mr Lim SOO MUCH BETTER . ALl the new teacher does is like. say 'okay' and tell us to survive.
loner.
went to bernards house yesterday :: got pretty.. weird.

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they are all fucking weird.
i did not have anything to do with it, and i never will... though.. bernard has.. good hads *giggles and drools by accident
and i need to cut this entry short because blogspot is lagging its sorry ass
i will post better im sorry louisa =(
-mish
8:11 PM
Wednesday, February 01, 2006
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
i WENT TO DAMAI DURING THE WEEKEND.
so fun
but i have suffered the consequences my dear friends, for i have sunburn.
yes yes i know i know
its sad but
the doctors say i have a 99 % chace of survival.
dont worry so much though =/
ok anyway AS I WAS SAYING. on tuesday azura dearest and i proceeded to zacq's house after having lunch with her brothers n their friend. Den we went to zacqs house n they played like blackjack which i am clueless about so i played this ps 2 game soul calibur or something n DAYUM I OWN BABY *smacks ass




me and my azura baby :)))))))))))))))
so my birthday was kinda boring. johnnie sent my birthday present (which was........... mcd vouchers -_______- lol ) to the WRONG HOUSE. gee.
tsk tsk
well
today imma go out. louisa needs transport tho.
[-w ] eeza` says:
cause if im really desperate imma ask johnnie for transport
[ m ] ™ ATS says:
r u serious
- [ m ] ™ ATS says:
about
- [ m ] ™ ATS says:
asking johnnie
- [ m ] ™ ATS says:
then hes gonna be like
- [ m ] ™ ATS says:
wanting to see me
[-w ] eeza` says:
hes shy ok
- [ m ] ™ ATS says:
yea i guess
[-w ] eeza` says:
so ill ask him to say hi
[-w ] eeza` says:
and then go away
- [ m ] ™ ATS says:
nono
- [ m ] ™ ATS says:
T_T
- [ m ] ™ ATS says:
cuz
- [ m ] ™ ATS says:
then hell see how fugly i am
[-w ] eeza` says:
lol
- [ m ] ™ ATS says:
n den
[-w ] eeza` says:
wtf.
- [ m ] ™ ATS says:
no more presents
- [ m ] ™ ATS says:
=(
[-w ] eeza` says:
ur not fugly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- [ m ] ™ ATS says:
yes
- [ m ] ™ ATS says:
i am
- [ m ] ™ ATS says:
=/
- [ m ] ™ ATS says:
lol
[-w ] eeza` says:
well. ill ask him to say hi and u can cover ur face
[-w ] eeza` says:
:D
- [ m ] ™ ATS says:
then hell think im a retard
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n den
- [ m ] ™ ATS says:
no more presents =(
[-w ] eeza` says:
LOL
JOHNNIE YOU MUST UNDERSTAND.
i look like a. a.a.a.a.a.a fish tee hee
^___________^
a sexy fish.
*wiggles that tail
psh so anyway louisa i hope u get transpor O_O.
and lookie what she made LOL
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DOESNT IT MAKE U JUST CRACK UP
HAHA
-mish
4:33 PM